Mediocrity Anxiety: The Liberal Syndrome

So, you're a liberal and a Democrat and you disagree with what I've written in the other posts in this blog. Since I don't know you personally, I can only guess about you. Maybe you're a student, union member, government employee or whatever. You think I don't know you and I can't tell you anything about you. Well, welcome to your intervention.

What you may not realize is that I know that, at some level, you understand why you feel compelled to support a philosophy of tyranny of the majority. The simple and obvious motive is greed for power and wealth, but there is an underlying reason that is revealed by the fact that you claim this tyranny is based on "compassion" and "fairness". The true motivation for your philosophy is based in insecurity, specifically, you fear the consequences of being mediocre in a society that rewards the exceptional and outstanding. You've had plenty of evidence in your life that you are not particularly exceptional or outstanding, so you strive to glorify mediocrity. Of course, you'll never agree with that assessment, but the truth of it is reflected in the fact that you choose to be "compassionate" to the mediocre by being malevolent to the outstanding. So I give you the label mediocretin and a definition.

mediocretin: a person whose actions and beliefs promote mediocrity through collectivism

It clearly galls mediocretins that there are people who choose to go about their lives without concern for your opinions and without believing that coerced compassion is truly compassion instead of just coercion. These people are unwilling to accept the slavery that you offer. Some, like me, will just quit working and start breaking the axles of the gravy train that you and your fellow mediocretins have set up. Others will work against you by moving away or investing elsewhere. These people may not be deliberately trying to break your train - they're just going where their Self-interest takes them. You want to believe that you're better than them - more compassionate or even altruistic. The truth is, you're just trying to control them so you can benefit from their productivity or their investment and so that you can feel good about yourself and part of a "holy crusade" while doing so.

Using the government to coerce wealth from those who acquire enough to be less insecure is perfectly acceptable to you because it achieves the dual purpose of wealth redistribution and providing you with the warm and fuzzy feeling of being "all in this together" with lots of mediocre company instead of the terrifying feeling of inadequacy that accompanies being mediocre and all alone in an individualist universe. You want mediocre to feel "normal" so you normalize based on income. Because of this, you feel very threatened by the concept of a system that does not take more from those who have more or make more. You demonize them and wage economic warfare on them and then you complain when they abandon you to your mediocrity. I'm happy enough to keep taking the loot that you pilfer on my behalf, but as you should be able to see, the gravy-train is breaking down, which is something I've planned for. Have you? Wouldn't it be better to live in a society where productivity and investment instead of theft was the source of your security?

Of course, now we have to get around to what to do about this new Self-knowledge. The first thing we have to do is realign your thinking about wealth and those who accumulate it. Many many mediocretins wail about the profits made by "Big Oil" and the high gas pump prices. Save up enough money to buy 100 shares of XOM and your attitude toward oil company profits will soon shift. The good thing is, you don't have to become one of those filthy rich b@stards to take advantage of their gravy train. You can climb on for as little as the price of one share. You see, all this class warfare aimed at investors is just stupid divisiveness, because anybody can become an investor. The hurdles are just not that high. If we were all investors, we could all get along while trying to cut each others' throats in the marketplace. You can turn somebody into an investor by giving them a gift of just one share. Pretty neat, huh?

Of course, if you accept this challenge and buy some shares of XOM, don't be surprised if you start noticing mediocretins trying to make you feel guilty about it while they try to reach deep into your pockets. Mediocretism is a religion that is very much like Catholicism. Both believe in free will tainted with some sort of "Original Sin" which we all must atone for. Pretty slick how they guilt you into subordination of your free will to their collective will, huh? Demonizing corporations and the profit motive is a great way to fill the collection plate, especially when they use the coercive power of government to threaten an even greater loss of freedom if you don't respond well to their shakedown. Who needs Hell when you can use prisons and property seizures?

Of course, as I said before, you're not going to agree with my assessment of you as a mediocretin. It is such a common trait of mediocretins to deny that they are part of the problem, that it draws another parallel to Catholicism. The rank and file of Mediocretism are just like the Catholic "Soldiers of Rome" - strong in faith and weak of mind and at the mercy of their leaders. If you don't believe me, look around at your fellow collectivists. Ask yourself, "is he/she mediocre? - anything more than marginally competent at creating a worthwhile life for his/her Self"? Don't ask this of your favorite politician though. This test is strictly for your peers. Politicians are in a different category. They are like snake-oil salesmen. They are skilled at turning a dishonorable practice - deceiving - into an "honorable" profession. They do not rise to high office by being mediocre at deceiving, so they can fool your senses when you try to judge whether they are mediocre.

The politicians and "community leaders" of Mediocretism are like the Catholic hierarchy. They have two sometimes-conflicting missions. One is to be the keepers of the faith and the other is to keep the gravy train rolling. Usually, that amounts to the same thing, but there are friction points where their purposes cross. They go to great lengths to get you to ignore those. That's what the Original Sin stuff is all about. It focuses you on your guilt so they can keep claiming that the squeaks from the friction are just the work of the devil. Except for the occasional bribery or election fraud scandal, the best example of this phenomenon in Mediocretism is how the keepers of the faith suddenly become very sneaky about trying to attract the devil (investors) into the society when the gravy train begins to break down. They demonize them out of one side of their mouth while offering them a bribe with coerced money out of the other. Catholicism used to openly sell access to heaven to wealthy parishioners who wanted to keep sinning. That was back when they had a monopoly. Modern day Mediocretins now bribe capitalists with tax incentives and promises that they will grease the skids in exchange for jobs. I'm sure that's why they hate competition for governance so much. It's more pleasant to be on the receiving end of bribes/extortion than on the giving end.

This quest for "jobs without profit" is one of those friction areas I mentioned. Mediocre people really don't want real jobs, because real jobs require them to perform to the standards set by the marketplace. That means they must be competitive and mediocre people would rather not be faced with that requirement. When they are consumers, mediocretins love the variety and price pressures that competition provides, but as workers, they see jobs as just a necessary evil to be endured until they reach retirement age where the society will provide them with a comfortable existence and where, if they want more, they can just vote for it. Since they do have to work until retirement, mediocretins want comfortable jobs with lots of benefits, low performance standards and protection from markets. That's one of the reasons they tend to concentrate in government jobs. It's why they unionize and support intrusive legislation to regulate businesses.

So, when you want to test the politicians of Mediocretism, you have to ask yourself, "Are they just telling me what I want to hear?" Of course, you already know that the answer to that is "Yes!" But then you have to ask, "Whose interests are they really looking out for?" That's going to be a very tough question to answer and mediocre people aren't very good at answering tough questions, so they often just point to the politicians on the other side and try to pretend that demonization of the other side is a valid approach to politics. Unfortunately, the truth is that all politicians are really the same species of shark. They just choose to swim on different sides of the boat based on their calculations of which side will result in more and tastier food falling overboard. So the answer to the question is, "Their own interests." For the most part, you have to ignore the precise nature of the sharks and instead focus on the water on both sides of the boat. You want the side where the fishing (or, if you're a vegan, the kelp harvesting) will be better.

To continue with the boat analogy, Mediocretins want to believe that we're all in the same boat - navigating by majority vote. In reality, competent people get off into boats of their own and try to avoid the big boat. Competent people do their own navigating and their own fishing according to their own interests. When the big collectivist mediocretin boat sends out grappling hooks to try to pirate the individualist boats, the individualist can either leave or climb aboard the big boat and then go below the water line and drill holes in the hull. Those are the only rational options available to him.

So, enough of this boat analogy. Back to the question of how to prevent your mediocretin nature from being your downfall. I'm working this like an intervention. I'm deprogramming you so you can see the truth of your nature. The strength to become a competent person has to come from within. You know the steps. Oppose entitlementality, shun or educate those who demonize capitalism, ignore how much other people make or how much they spend, fight your kneejerk impulse to blame others for your shortcomings and finally, recognize that a government that controls your financial well-being is far worse than a government that won't fund your abortion or teach you how to use a condom. If you think that's an unfair slap at your politics, ask yourself whether you would stick with the party of entitlementalism if they slipped a pro-life or pro-SUV plank into the platform. If the answer is yes, then you're a mediocretin and if the answer is no, but you still support the party of entitlementalism without those planks, then you're still a mediocretin.